my baby got robbed

22May08

whatever. WHATEVER.

Enjoy the holy cuteness that is David Archuleta:

It’s kinda stupid, but Guitar Hero made the same ad for both Archie and Cook, which seems pointless. Also note: Archie has shorts on (Tom Cruise had tighty whiteys on in the original) because really, he does look 13. So with the shorts on, I guess skeezy old paedos (myself included) can’t get too excited.

David A – will you please be my Rock Band partner?

Heh.

Stop kicking the puppy!!!

*edited to add:

NY mag has this wonderful little mournful piece on Archie, complete with quote from A. E. Housman (for gods sake) and a tribute video! Hahahahaha.

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